Since he can remember, Dan has had a bad experience with teachers. Warnings: Recreational drug use (weed), pining, depression, fluff Phil’s only requirement for a new flat was a balcony. Warnings: Smut, more smut, daddy kink (obvs), sub/dom themes, references to bondage, manipulation, established relationship, dirty talk, emphasis on the smut Warnings: Swearing, pining, sickening cuteness, drunkenness again (apparently I really like writing them drunk?)ĭan thinks it’s hilarious that the phandom thinks he has a Daddy Kink. (Based on the song Two Doors Down by the Mystery Jets). Warnings: Smut, swearing, serious pining, heartbreak/sadness, implied past relationship, drunkenness, manipulationĭan drums in the dead of night to dispel the quiet. Granted, friends-with-benefits has a bad rep, but how could this possibly go wrong? They’ve got it all planned out.

There’s no way anyone can be manipulated or end up with their feelings hurt or anything like that. It’s the perfect answer to getting rid of all that pent up angst, leftover desire and sexual frustration they feel for each other.

Whoever’s birthday it is gets whatever they want, no questions asked. Warnings: Smut, swearing, pining, drunkenness Dan and Phil arrive home late after a party and decide to continue a particular game.